This one I promise I'll go past the first part

Name: Will (Male)
Rival: Butch



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*beep beep beep beep bloooop*

> The screen says "GAME OVER"

Will: Damn it! And I was about to get the high score... Pac-Man's gotten boring. I guess I'll go down and get another game.

> Will walks downstairs

Mom: "...Right. All boys leave home someday."

Uh no I was just gonna ask where my box of NES games are.

Mom: "Oh yes. Prof. Oak, next door, was looking for you."

Oh. I guess I'll go see what the old coot wants. Probably wants me to do to the next town to do an errand.

>Will heads next door to oak's

Daisy: "Hi, Will!"

Hello.

Daisy: "My brother, Butch is out at Grandpa's Lab."

Oh. I guess I need to go to the damn lab.

>Will heads south to the lab

Butch: "What, it's only Will? Gramps isn't around."

DAMN IT. I guess I'll just go out into the grass, I'm pretty sure Oak set a trip wire there or something.


Oak: "Hey! You!"

Theeeere he is. Right on schedule.

Oak: "It's not safe! Wild Pokemon live in the tall grass! You need your own Pokemon for your protection."

Uh, not really. I think this tree branch over there could be used as a good bludgeon to knock em' out.

Oak: "I know! Come with me!"

Why should I-OW WHY ARE YOU PULLING ME BY MY EAR OW

>Later, in the Lab.

Butch: "Hey gramps! I'm tired of waiting!"

Oak: "Butch? Let me think... Oh, that's right, I told you to come! Just wait! Here, Will. There are three Pokemon here. Haha!"

What's he laughing about?

Oak: "The Pokemon are held inside these Poke Balls."

Yes I can see that. I'm 11, not 4.

Oak: "When I was young, I was a serious Pokemon Trainer. But now, in my Old age, I have left only these three left. You can have one. Go on, choose!"

So, I really don't care about this, so, uh, what one should I take...

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Pics plz

Real game no pics for you


Now choose a damn starter so I can continue

Charmander plz

Since topic lacks pics i made my own:

Oh OK

>Will takes the Charmander off the table

OH GOD THE LIZARD'S EATING MY SHOE GET IT OFF

>Do you want to nickname the Charmander?
>DOUCHE

Butch: "Wait, Will!"

What, I'm going to go get a muzzle for this thing.

Butch: "Let's check out our Pokemon! I'll take you on!"

I'd rather not friend-neighbor-guy no plea-


So while the professor tries giving us advice we don't quite frankly give a dan about, Douche scratches Butch's Squirtle, and all the Squirtle even does is hide in the corner while Douche practically sharpens it's nails on the shell. Eventually, the Squirtle just passes out without much of a fight.

Then Butch whines some about losing. Whatever. Dragon Warrior is better than this bullshit.

> Will heads home, and can't seem to find his boxes of games

Mom, where're my games?

Mom: "Oh, I sold them. What with you leaving, I figured you didn't need the-"

WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY I WAS LEAVING

Mom: "This morning didn-"

NO I WAS ASKING WHERE MY NES GAMES WERE

Mom: "I thought it was code"

WHAT? HOW STUPID ARE YOU? Anyway, where'd you sell em?

Mom: "I sold them to some guy at the shop in Viridian"

WHY

Mom: "I don't know"

Whatever. I guess I have to go there now.

> So Will heads into Route 1 to go Viridian and get his stuff back so he can go back to playing all those old NES games and such, and Will starts to hate Douche even more.

When I get a new pokemon, this thing's going into the box forever.

>Will gets to Viridian, and enters the store

Clerk: "OH HEY YOU CAME FROM PALLET RITE"

What? Yeah, and I want my games bac-

Clerk: "You know Oak, right?"

Yeah. Hate the guy. Gave me this douche of a Pokemon.

Clerk: "Well, I'm asking you do play delivery boy. Go deliver his package for me, I'm too busy having a good life. Now, get out of the store."

Wait what

>The door shuts after Will is pushed out the store

HEY LET ME IN

>The clerk ignores him

Fine. I guess I'll deliver this package to Oak or whatever.

>Will heads back to Pallet Town to deliver the package to Oak

Oak: "Oh, Will! How is my old Pokemon?"

He tried to rip my leg off.

Oak: "Well, it seems to be growing more attached to you."

Well, he did get his teeth stuck in my leg at one point. That's something.

Oak: "You must be talented as a Pokemon Trainer."

Not really. I hate this thing. Oh, and here's your stupid package.

Oak: "Oh, you have something for me? Ah! It's the custom Poke Ball! I had it on order. Thank you!"

Oh, it's almost as if it makes me GIVE A DAMN

Butch: "Gramps! I almost forgot! What did you call me for?"

How did he call him if he wasn't in town?

Oak: "Oh, right! I have a request for you two!"

Oh god, not another fetch quest. As soon as I get a Pokemon that won't try to kill me, I'll have it kill you you ol-

Oak: "So I want you to fill up this encyclopedia thing on Pokemon. You don't really need to do it though."

Oh. Well, that doesn't sound too bad.

Oak: "And here's 5 Poke Balls"

Nice. I think Butch is bragging about something. Not that I care. Hey, Daisy had a Town MAp earlier. Maybe I can borrow that. I may want to go to another town some time.


...I guess I could wait till tomorrow to get my stuff. What's the harm?

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next part later today