So yeah. This game has been an in-joke between my group of friends for a few months now...

UNINVITED for NES!


Look scary? IT IS! This game's puzzles are by far the most retarded I've ever seen in a Point and Click game.

AND WE START UP RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ACTION!




Oh God, I'm inside Silent Hill...




How nice of her. She should have just called 911, but no, she HAD to leave her cell at home.


This car is a ticking time bomb and I'm trapped inside. I wonder... What would Bear Grylls do?


CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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WTF? I tried uploading more pics but it says "500-Internal Sever Error" Huh?

Lol wow, stuck in the steering wheel?

So I can do anything on those lists of options below. I hit EXAMINE


Then select the steering wheel...


Well it can't swerve past a person worth crap. I should have just ran that thing over to be honest.


My deductive skills conclude that the ghost of the cow used to make this steering wheel was in the road, causing me to crash, and then ate my sister.


That's enough nonsense. Here I am in a car that's about to explode and I'm looking at a steering wheel. Silly Rasen.


Good. Now I should make like a hockey stick and get the puck out!

*Laugh Track*


You can move by pressing MOVE and then selecting the door you want to move to in the picture of the area or by selecting a ball in the square below the move command. I heave myself out of the car and run a few feet forward before tripping. My legs are wobbly, my head hurts, and I'm alone. I think this is a time to get out Mr. Teddy... wait, where did I leave...?


NOOOOOOOOO! TEDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


*Sniff* But moommmm...


Resident Evil+Silent Hill=This game


Well, most normal people would call the police in this situation and the game could probably end there but screw that I'm going inside.


But first I shall marvel at the deep thought the sculptures on either side of the pathway evoke.


Let's look inside their mail. Federal offense or innocent curiosity? YOU DECIDE!

Inside is an old, decaying Envelope. I open the note and it reads:

"Dear Master

Please forgive me. My health prevents me from aiding you in your battle against the evil Dracan. You teach your students well; They become to powerful for their own good. Enclosed is an amulet that should look familiar. Wear this charm and think of me. The undead will surely fear it. Still the evil, my friend; Set it free for the sake of the family. Fare the well. Oh, and I'm looking forward to that game of Wii Bowling you promised. Please remember the Dr. Pepper and Cocoa Puffs this time.

Sincerely, Rupert"

What?! This must be importnat. Wii Bowling is serious buisness.


Oh well this pendant is shiny I'll take it.




Before I go in, I want to say that I don't even remember why the hell I was driving, why my sister was with me, and how the hell we ended up in a lonely stretch of road in the country I don't even know. Oh well.

I enter the mansion pissed off, confused, and depressed.


...and now I'm trapped.

I feel so...

...UNINVITED!

TO BE CONTINUED