OK, before we start, let me clear a few things up -


* I will not use hacks. Hell, I can't, my copy a has a weird Game I'd no one else's seems to and none of the codes are compatible.

* I will make this more like a Let's Play then a Blog. How? Not sure.

* All the content will be spoken through the character. Unless noted by being bolded. This stuff will mostly be the professor lecture at the start, and the like.

* Reasoning behind nicknames will be stated.

Player Name: Groumd (boy)
Rival Name: Flapjck (Yes, like the cartoon. Saw an image comparing the two and realized "ha they're almost the same fuck I gotta name him that next time")

Now then....


MAY 9

It was late at night, sometime after midnight. Lately here in Twinleaf, It's been really cold, and I've been sleeping in my jacket. I couldn't sleep, and so I watched some dumb documentary about this guy in the next town over. I'd watch some good TV, but due to a recent snowstorm we had to use the money for the Cable bills to fix the window in my room. So I'm stuck with this local crap.

Anyway, after a bit my neighbor comes bursting in before I can even get back to bed. What was his name... Oh, Flapjck. I swear, he must have some weird mix of ADD and OCD. He starts yapping about the dude in the next town over and how he studies pokemon or something. He mentioned getting some pokemon... I'd rather read some more of this awesome foriegn graphic novel, but he'll never stop yapping about it. Now he's messing with my new computer... Damn, I hope he doesn't find my private stuff. He'll blab about it to mom, I'll get in trouble, and no more DS for a week.

Anyway, we decided to go down to Sandgem, the next town down to get some Pokemon... Wait, What? 10 Million yen? I don't have that... I guess I better hurry then. Mom stops me. She tells me how Flapjck already left, but when I tried to leave she mentioned staying out of the tall grass. Apparrently wild pokemon will attack me... I don't want to be mauled by one of those scary beaver things, so I better be careful.

The snow's still melting from the recent snowstorm, but it's still chilly. I wander over to Flapjck's, and... Ow, he just bumped into me! Why'd you do that? ...And his ADD kicks in simultaniously with his OCD and he tells me we need to get our butts over there... And ADD starts back up and he goes to get something from his room. A bag, a journal... What, is he planning to run away during this. OCD kicks back in and he says we need to get to Sandgem... And he once more threatens me with some obscene amount of yen.

We start going, but then I realize the grass. The one thing that's always forced me to stay in Town, ostricizing me from everywhere but town and the lake. I desise that grass. Oh, how I'd love to get through... But mom will chew me out, and there's the off chance I may get mauled. So I warn Flapjck to stop going, but he doesent care. He has a plan. And that brilliant plan is... To advoid the tall grass... By going into the tall grass. This should be good for youtube. Better get my camcorder...


"HOLD IT!"


A voice booms out... And it's that old dude from the documentary. He asks if we have any pokemon... And why I was videotaping him when he tried to go in the grass. But that last part's not important. So, some boring as heck conversation later, that mentioned stuff like us being stupid, pokemon, shouldn't run into the tall grass, moar pokemon... And he offers some. Anyway, he asks us if we like pokemon. By this point I'm barely paying anyattention and eating a Oran Berry, but I just say "um yeah sure". Now I start paying attention, and Flapjck says he can ask some obcene amount of times, the answer will always be yes. I intervere and say "um not really" and he tells me to shut up.

Anyway, he offers us some Pokemon. Then his assistant comes... Whoa, she looks nice. Maybe some better clothes, and she'd have a lot of images on the internet from stalkers... Know what, there probably already are. After all, Rule 34... But there sre three pokemon. A Turtle, a Monkey, and a Penguin. The monkey is just weird and and the penguin is meh. So I take the turtle. Flapjck takes the monkey. All that's left is that penguin.

Flapjck challenges me to a battle after the professor leaves. I really don't want to, but if I don't he'll never shut up. Like part of the ending to that old NES game. And I beat him easily.

Anyway, I had home, and that's it for now.

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I riek it ^_^. Moar!

MAY 9 (Continued)

After a while, mom asks what's wrong. I explain (minus a few things like the girl and trying to tape Flapjck going into the grass). She says we're lucky to of met Professor Rowan, but doesn't he live in the next town over? Anyway, she's still afraid of me getting mauled by a Bidoof or something. I'm sorry, I think I'd be able to handle myself. Wait, what? I need to go see Rowan? Why? To thank him? For all I care the old man can stay away from me forever, he's boring as hell. Fine, I guess I'll go to Sandgem. Yes, I'll be safe. Oh, and she gave me some Running Shoes. She talks about how going to the next town over is like an adventure... How? Please, tell me how going to the next town over, especially since there are no stores here and you probably go there for groceries, is like an adventure? No mom, I don't need the instructions.

After going out, it's slightly warmer than earlier today. I still need my jacket, though. Pretty staggering though we've only got 10 people living here. Maybe it's because of the weather or something lately... Apparently, Flapjck went out to route 201. I don't hope his ADD and or OCD just kicked in again... I'm tired of his antics... Oh. You just want to thank the old dude? Well, grea... Wait, what Idea. I don't like where this is going... The lake? Yes. Please don't tell me we're going on a "Underwater adventure" again. Last time you got so cold you got the flu... Oh, a Legendary Pokemon. No, I didn't. No, I don't think it will make him happy if we get it. I think he'd be happy enough with some thanks and he'd be ticked if we risked our lives trying to catch some, chances are, super-strong pokemon. OK, together we may have nothing to fear, well under level 11. But I doubt we'd be able to take a legendary...

As we head over, I read the sign. It mentions a Pokemon named the "Being of Emotion" and it apparently lets people have emotions.... Bullshit. Oh, and yes I read the sign. I know it supossedly lives here... OH SHIT LOOK A CULT MEMBER! Didn't you see him on the news? He bombed some place cause he's the leader of a Terrorist Cult or something... And you're not listening are you... Anyway, this dude starts talking about time and space and some other shit a kid my age doesn't fully understand. Oh, his name's Cyrus? Great, I'll report you to the police ASAP that you're the terrorist cultist's leader. Hey, did you just assault a child? I think you just assaulted a child, insane cult leader... Yeah, he was weird. An insane weird guy in some terrorist cult... I wonder when Flapjck will realize we have no pokeballs... And he just did. Yes, I know. No, he wouldn't give us pokeballs if we asked probably. Maybe the super-nice lab assistant, but probably not him. Yeah, I know, but I don't think he meant to just... Ah, whatever. Let's just go.

There's still some snow on Route 201, but none in Sandgem... There's the Lab Assistant. What was her name... Dawn? Oh well. Apparently Rowan wants to see me... OH SHIT SOMEONE JUST HIT ME... Flapjck, you need to stop bumping into people. It's rude and you may break some ribs... He blabs about how the professor is really spacey, but not scary. Yeah, he is impatient, it's a weird mix of ADD and OCD. ANyway, me and Dawn go in and talk to the professor. He wants to see the turtle. He says it's happy. Bullshit, I doubt it's happy, I played soccer with the Pokeball last night. I think it got it's rage out though by mauling that beaver. At this point he asks if I want to nickname it. Sure.

Turtwig - Spurt

I was thinking of naming it Sprout, but then I thought of Spurt as I remember reading the little leaf on it's had steadily grows... So, when it evolves it's like a Growth Spurt. Seriously though, this guy is so boring I usually just block him out with food. then Dawn says "I'm so glad you're kind toward pokemon!" Yeaaaah, ask that to Spurt, I used his pokeball as a soccer ball and forgot to take him out. Apparently there is something he wants me to do. Oh no old man, I've seen this before. You give me something and you ask for something in return when the first thing was a gift. Oh no, not a fucking Pokedex. The last three people to do it verbally assaulted the professors that gave it to them so much, I'd probably do it to you and you seem like the kind of guy who would them come speeding in a car to beat me up on the curb... Why are you threatening me with SILENCE? D; Fine, whatever. You won't be getting the data though. Oh, wait, you just want me to SEE them. Oh, that's much easier. AGH NOW HE'S YELLING AT ME! D:

Anyway, he gives me TM27, Return. I guess it's a OK gift.


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And that's where I cut off for now.